Heartbreak isn't easy 
I've been there once before 
She held your heart so tender 
Then tossed it to the floor

Hear me now! My boy Stef is right.
There be so many fish in the sea.
So many fish! 

De ocean is full of scales 
Crabs, dolphins and sharks and whales 
No worry, we won't run dry 
The ocean's extremely wide 
We're kind of losing the point of this 
You need to forget the girl that you miss 
Think of the women you haven't met 
Blah de-de blah de blah, the ocean's wet.

Heartbreak isn't easy 
I've been there once before 
She held your heart so tender 
And then tossed it to the floor 
She stabs you with a dagger 
Made of hatred and remorse 
Then spits up putrid anger 
On your burning rotting corpse 

Plenty more fish in the sea 
There's plenty more fish in the sea 
Go on it's not bad, It's just a fad 
Plenty more fish in the blue sea 

If you're miserable inside 
There's plenty more girls to stand by your side 
Don't live in famine, plaice, cod and salmon 
All that you wish, there's plenty more fish 

[Stef:] Guys, guys, you don't understand. When I say fish, I mean girls, not actual fish.
[Ash:] Ah-ha, I get you. That makes sense now, like this!
[Ash:] There's millions of nice females 
[Stef:] Right.
[Ash:] Big boobies and scaly tails 
[Stef:] No!

They live in a seashell shack (Heartbreak isn't easy) ...And a lovely rack.
Her dad forbids her to leave the sea 
Although she manages finally 
To marry the prince and live happily 

How can this be helping? That's just the plot of the Little Mermaid.

Plenty more fish in the sea 
There's plenty more fish in the sea 
Global warming's not bad It's just a fad 
Plenty more fish in the blue sea 
If you're miserable in here 
There's plenty more girls to wipe up the tears 
There won't be a drought, skate, hake and trout
All that you wish 
There's plenty more fish and chips and saveloys 
Fish!