We are the TMB party

It’s election time for an election rhyme 
Vote for us and you’ll be just fine 
We’ll welcome you with a cheese and wine 
Or kill you kids if you decline

We have some things to promise you 
We’re making busses baby blue 
Red’s so last year and as for Big Ben 
It’s time for you to join 2010

Gordon Brown can’t break it down 
David Cam can’t do the running man 
Who’s the other one?; I think it’s Nick Clegg 
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg 
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg 
Nick Cleggy in the house

We are the TMB party 
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me 
We are the TMB party 
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party

We are the TMB par-tay 
We’re the only party that has a DJ 
Who’s in the house? Weed in the house 
We in the house of Parliament

Don’t mind spending tax payer’s moneys 
We’ll buy cars, cigars, and hot honeys 
I could have a mote around my estate 
We could sit around, have a mass debate

The prime minister, ever so sinister 
Words like a trigger, I’m verbally bigger 
But not in my figure, go figure the size of my lunch 
The taxes I munch and the credit I crunch

I’m the chancellor of the exchequer 
I write checks to make things better 
If you do wrong I’ll write you a letter

Chief secretary, to the Treasury 
Got a second house in the Grand Canaries 
If you got probs then bitch be wary 
I could put you in the obituaries

We are the TMB party 
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me 
We are the TMB party 
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party

We are the TMB par-tay 
We’re the only party that has a DJ 
Who’s in the house? Weed in the house 
We in the house of Parliament

Who pays for houses like this? You do 
Who like picnics? We do 
Who built this monstrosity of a ferris wheel? Not us 
Rubbish is literally littering the streets; Bin it 
TMB: one, litter: nil

We are the TMB party 
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me 
We are the TMB party 
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party

We are the TMB par-tay 
We’re the only party that has a DJ 
Who’s in the house? Weed in the house 
We in the house of Parliament