I'm gonna live me life slow at a comfortable pace They call me grandad cause it's written al over my face My behaviour's controlled No need to make the most of tonight cause we're gonna die old Live fast die old Not that old, twenty-three Got my life ahead of me whats the point of having fun? I'll do it when I'm eighty-one My favorite party's when nobody attends (You know) I'm in my pants watching a box set of Friends (For sure) Oh my god they're at it again (yeah) making my songs sound better again (double rhyme) Parody is easy, see the words are right infront of me Ke$ha is the best to do, cause her words are already poo I'm gonna live me life slow at a comfortable pace They call me grandad cause it's written al over my face My behaviour's controlled No need to make the most of tonight cause we're gonna die old Live fast die old Different song, same old shit Long as it get youtube hits MSN after ten You're really gonna do that joke again? You thought that we'd be better, we been three years now together Still got semen on my sweater from the one time we met Ke$ha When I rap I slur, yes I got a lips sir Least I'm not rapping half pissed like Ke$ha Oh my god they've done it once more (yeah) Making a song that makes me look like a whore Those gorgeous brits, they can't be controlled The party don't start till we get old This is the part where the rap breaks down This is the part where we eat a clown This is the part where the DJ skips This is the part where we show our nips This is a part on a different track when I cry that my dad won't ever come back But he's back.... Shut the fuck up! He's just an actor we're gonna die old, live fast die old live fast die old, live fast die old (live fast die old)