Turn on MTV, I see these Ladies in small bikinis Backwards reversing, I’m cursing At the way that the cheeks be bursting Out of that thong, it won’t be long Till the bum more famous than the face it belongs to Oh my god, look at her butt I got a big fat ass… we know Sorry to be cheeky, I gotta butt in And ask a question How’d we exclaim when their names got an ass-in That’s just asking for trouble Like Nicki Minass, iggy Azaeli-ass, kim kard-ass-ian If you ratchet and you know it, clap yo ass Watch that booty hit the floor Baby I’m an asstronaut Nicky I got tickeys To go to your show You taught me I’m bound to get found If I act like a You taught me my lovely lady lumps Are the key to success So I filled up my juicy booty With the fat from my breasts Watch that booty hit the floor Baby I’m an asstronaut Year of the booty… total eclipse Land on you like a rocket ship Gimme dat booty, gimme dat booty Gimme dat booty, pirate booty Year of the ass… total eclipse Turn you round like a pancake flip Gimme dat ass, gimme dat ass Gimme dat ass, asstronaut