Swimming naked down at the oasis I'm the piranha biting my friends' faces I crawl right out and back in again, then I dry off in the desert wind Who the hell are you and why are you here? Would you like to sit down? Would you like a beer? Would you, could you in a shoe? Yes, that's fine but not with you Hey "I can't feel my legs," she said "That's 'cause they're not there," I said I go to the pond at the Radio Beach, is where I sing and swim and play with the leeches Who the hell are you and why are you here? Would you, could you in a shoe? Yes, that's fine but not with you Hey I've got a fish stuck in my head "I told you 'bout the time that I lost the world" "The time you were down just because of a girl?" "Yeah, but I'm cool now, I recovered fast" "You mean you're all better now and it's a thing of the past?" "Uh-Huh!" Who the hell are you and why are you here? Would you like to sit down? Would you like a beer? Would you, could you in a shoe? Yes, that's fine but not with you Hey