Fee, fi, fo, fum I can feel the presence of someone Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Somebody's been sitting in my chair They ate up all my food (Ooh, baby, please) And I don't stand for such Don't tell me it was a woman (It's a shame, shame) 'Cause a woman don't eat that much My friend, who's here pyjamas (Ooh, baby, please) They were balled up in a chair My mind ain't playing no tricks on me (It's a shame, shame) Lord, tell me if he's still here Somebody's been sleeping in my bed Somebody's been sitting in my chair Oh, cigarettes in the ash tray (Ooh, baby, please) And I don't even smoke Somebody's been in my best boots (It's a shame, shame) I can tell, girl, the seal is broke I left my bedroom slippers (Ooh, baby, please) Last night at the foot of my bed And now they're in the living room (It's a shame, shame) And my bed they left unmade Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, oh yeah Somebody's been sitting in my chair Fee, fi, fo, fum I can feel the presence of someone Ah yeah, somebody's been sleeping in my bed, oh yeah Somebody's been eating up my food Ah yeah, somebody's been walking in my shoes Ah yeah, somebody's been sitting in my chair Ah yeah, somebody's been sleeping in my bed