I wish it was so simple as you make it out to be 'Cause to you it's all black and white with no subtleties If only we ever shared the blame It might not have ended up this way Maybe I'm the outlaw that you painted me to be I'd get in bar fights, I'd stay out all night, I drove you crazy If only there was just good and bad If only there was what we are now and what we had I'll wear the black hat for you baby I'll be the bad guy in all your stories Good ain't good without something to compare to I'll wear the horns and you can keep the halo Be the one you give all the blame to Give a chance you'd never lay claim to Without me it's all shades of gray But you can wear the wedding whites And I'll be the guy in the black hat tonight Looks like I'll be movin' on, no reason left to stay A troubadour wears his welcome out, seems like I'm already late If only there's a cure for a honky-tonks and gamblin' If ony there's room for two when you're ramblin' I'll wear the black hat for you baby I'll be the bad guy in all your stories Good ain't good without something to compare to I'll wear the horns and you can keep the halo Be the one you give all the blame to Give a chance you'd never lay claim to Without me it's all shades of gray You can wear the wedding whites I'll be the guy in the black hat tonight And when the stories come out I won't even put up a fight 'Cause there's a little bit of pride Even when you're on the wrong Side I'll wear the black hat for you baby I'll be the bad guy in all your stories Good ain't good without something to compare to I'll wear the horns and you can keep the halo Be the one you give all the blame to Give a chance you'd never lay claim to Without me it's all shades of gray But you can wear the wedding whites And I'll be the guy in the black hat tonight