My buddy Jim has loved a lot
and broke a lot of vows
I've seen him laugh while others
cried his head was never bowed
But fate has ruled he be repaid
and gave his heart to Sue
But Jim can't seem to find a way
to make her love him too
If I were Jim I'd laugh in her face
find someone to take her place
And I wouldn't cry if I were him
but I'm glad that I'm not him
Glad that I'm not him
Last night he saw her cuddled in
the arms of someone else
The way he cried has he no
pride or could he help himself
The things she'll do to make him blue
just makes him love her more
It's strange how much a heart can take before it locks its door
If I were Jim I'd laugh in her face
find someone to take her place
And I wouldn't cry if I were him
but I'm glad that I'm not him
Glad that I'm not him
Glad that I'm not him
