I'm the picture of health 
I'm called the evil one 
We start a new religion 
Now the fun's begun 
Got the sex-beat from the Thunder T's 
Got voodo from our stars 
We got a deadly weapon 
We call it Bri's guitar 
Chorus 
There's a method to my madness 
It's something only time will tell 
There's a method to my madness 
Look inside my hell 
When we got a message 
They try and stop our song 
Subliminal suggestions 
You learned to play along 
Once I lit a cigarette 
They threw me in a cell 
I think the hotel's burning 
I hear those siren's yell 
Chorus 
Said we should be nice boys 
Like all those other wimps 
I talk about conspiricies 
Then you crack the whip 
"Well boy, you better shut your mouth 
You can't afford to bail 
Now don't go telling secrets 
This record's got to sell" 
Chorus to fade