Guys, Michael Bolton is here 

Oh Great, send him in. 

Hey guys. 

Hey, hi, thanks for coming 

Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you 
seen those things? 

Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great. 

Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think 
you're really gonna dig. 

Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down? 

Boys, lets get to it. 

Here we go. 

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton 
YEAAAHH! 
The night starts now 
Together on the track, the boys are back 
The night starts now 
Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. 
ROLLIN' UP 
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up 
YEAH 
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck. 
COME ON 
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet 
YEAH YEAH 
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. 

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS 
What? 
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S 
BREEZE. 

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club 
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love 
KIERA KNIGHTLY 
Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner 
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner 
JACK SPARROW 
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", 
More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" 
YEAH YEAH! 
All dressed up with nowhere to run, 
And now I make you feel crazy with theâ