Sung my heart out onto a CD 
I was hoping that the kids would love me 
Felt rough acting up on the TV 
But everyone was smiling by midweek 

Nothing gets me down 
I please the crowd 
I scream they shout 
Crowdpleaser 

It's great to be back with the big boys 
Your face all over the tabloids 
We'll turn some heads with a new fad 
I've been dreaming all about it in rehab 

Nothing gets me down 
I please the crowd 
I scream they shout 
Crowdpleaser 

I've been caring less and less 
Since my overnight success 
Not they love me in the press 
'Cos i'm constantly depressed 

I'll come back when I decide 
Overnight and twice the size 
Since my overnight success 
I've been caring less and less 

You can't go wrong 
Here's a happy song 
You can sing along 
You can sing along