It's the perfect time to set em up Throw em back and get her gone Left me here with nothing much Nothing but some drinking songs All I got is plenty time, sit me on a bar stool Doesn't matter any kind of Bourbon with some cold brew I got a plan and I pray it's gonna work Pretty soon if I ain't drunk I'm gonna think about her There's a lot I could've done guess I ruined everything Tried to tell you I was sorry but I knew you wouldn't stay So hey, bartender can you put me in the zone Here's a twenty Mr. Taxi, can I catch a ride home Need another shot of courage and a bottle to keep Face down, passed out, I'm finally getting some sleep I might as well get drunk tonight A few shots at the bar oughta do me just right Enough beer to get you off my mind I might as well get drunk tonight Might as well get drunk tonight Bartender, one more round I'm gonna get drunk as a skunk and baby that's my mission Gonna get on a Corona and practice fast repetition And did I mention that I fixed in a few shots at the bar You know how I get when I get to drinking it hard Liquor called me the bigger quicker picker upper Jim Beam straight now I'm a bad mother trucker Yeah, I'm ten feet tall and bullet proof to some A modern day holiday when it comes to a gun One hell of a dancer and a smooth romancer I'll show you Casanova how to get all the answers Or at least I think I do in my intoxicated mind I think I miss her, let's forget her, just one more time I might as well get drunk tonight A few shots at the bar oughta do me just right Enough beer to get you off my mind I might as well get drunk tonight I might as well get drunk tonight A few shots at the bar oughta do me just right Enough beer to get you off my mind I might as well get drunk tonight I might as well get drunk tonight I might as well get drunk tonight I might as well get drunk tonight