I got this hospital bracelet on And now all my taste is gone We musta partied till the break of dawn But man, I shoulda stayed at home Only way I know to go is go hard I oughta be ashamed but man I love bars And all the good folks and all the great drinks You'll probably disagree but I give a damn what you think Now I lost a lotta girls from drinking too much Said girl, don't have a cow, we're moving on up To a lit up stage singing for a few bucks And it's okay if I get shitty drunk I'm on that onomatopoeia, I don't want no more tequila I'ma knock you out your feelers if you don't know where my jeep is I was only creeping and now I'm off the deep end And what's so bad? Sit right back and now let's start this weekend I couldn't tell you how I got here But I know I had a hell of a time while I found my way Ain't no way I'm gonna stop here Blacking out while I'm cruising through spa-yeah-yeah-ace Clear the runway, I'm coming in hot Crash landing's the only way I couldn't tell you how I got here Oh, the party must've saved the day Ay, flight control What we doing, where's the party? Only got a couple days Before this weekend's gone, I'm tryna raise some hell Ain't no way I'm gonna drink in moderation, boy, this plane's going down blazing If you scared, then grab that shute, and save yourself No doubt I look like an asshole in the AM, 'cause I passed out and never came in But my woman made sure I made it home okay And when the cops knock on the window, and I'm three sheets to the wind Woke up hammered, this is all that I could say I couldn't tell you how I got here But I know I had a hell of a time while I found my way Ain't no way I'm gonna stop here Blacking out while I'm cruising through spa-yeah-yeah-ace Clear the runway, I'm coming in hot Crash landing's the only way I couldn't tell you how I got here Oh, the party must've saved the day I couldn't tell you how I got here But I know I had a hell of a time while I found my way Ain't no way I'm gonna stop here Blacking out while I'm cruising through spa-yeah-yeah-ace Clear the runway, I'm coming in hot Crash landing's the only way I couldn't tell you how I got here Oh, the party must've saved the day Yeah, tell me how I got here Oh, the party must've saved the day