Picture yourself when you're getting old
Sat by the fireside, a-pondering on

Picture book
Pictures of your mama
Taken by your papa
A long time ago
Picture book
Of people with each other
To prove they loved each other
A long time ago
Na, na, na, na na na
Na, na, na, na na na
Picture book
Picture book

A picture of you in your birthday suit
You sat in the sun on a hot afternoon 

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Your mama and your papa
And fat old Uncle Charlie
Out cruising with their friends
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A holiday in August
Outside a bed and breakfast
In sunny Southend
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When you were just a baby
Those days when you were happy
A long time ago
Na, na, na, na na na
Na, na, na, na na na
Picture book
Picture book
Picture book
Picture book

Picture book
Na, na, na na
Na, na, na na
A-scooby-dooby-doo
Picture book
Na, na, na na
Na, na, na na
A-scooby-dooby-doo

Picture book
Pictures of your mama
Taken by your papa
A long time ago
Long time ago
Long time ago
Long time ago
Yeah, yeah, yeah