Oh Santa 
I've been waiting on you 
That's funny kid 
Because I've been coming for you 
Oh Santa 
I've been killing just for fun 
Well the party's over kid 
Because I 
Because I got a bullet in my gun 
A bullet in your what? 

Santa's got a bullet in his gun
You know it, Santa's got a bullet in his gun

Don't shoot me Santa Claus 
I've been a clean living boy 
I promise you 
Did every little thing you asked me to 
I can't believe the things I'm going through 

Don't shoot me Santa Claus 
Well no one else around believes me 
But the children on the block they tease me 
I couldn’t let them off that easy 

Oh Santa 
It's been a real hard year 
There just ain't no gettin' around this 
Life is hard 
But look at me 
I turned out alright 
Hey Santa 
Why don't we talk about it? 
Work it out 
Believe me 
This ain't what I wanted 
I love all you kids, you know that 
Hell, I remember when you were just 10 years old 
Playing out there in the desert 
Just waiting for a sip of that sweet Mojave rain 
In the sweet Mojave rain 
The boy was on his own 

Don't shoot me Santa Claus 
I've been a clean living boy 
I promise you 
Did every little thing you asked me to 
I can't believe the things I'm going through 

Hey Santa Claus 
Well no one else around believes me 
But the children on the block they tease me 
I couldn’t let them off that easy 

They had it coming 
So why can’t you see? 
I couldn't turn my cheek no longer 
The sun is going down and Christmas is near 
Just look the other way and I’ll disappear forever 

Woo! 

Don't shoot me Santa Claus 
Well no one else around believes me 
But the children on the street they tease me 
I couldn't let them off that easy 

Believe me 
Santa 
Santa