Lady Gaga (gaga) And Lord Gaga (gaga) Lady Gaga (gaga) And Lord Gaga (gaga) It's the future, and everything is wierd check out this guy, he's got a metal beard I give good headaches, I'll make you scream Is this reality or just a fever dream? I like to jerk and twist, this is how I dance It's cold in here, may I please put on some pants? no Chic, freak, sister fierce Work those bitchy gams Those were just some words That only gay men understand Blah blah blah, hoo hoo hee Everybody look at me Random stuff, random stuff Tell me have you had enough? If I love you and you love me Then baby how can we go wrong This doesn't have anything to do With the rest of the song completely unrelated lady gaga (gaga) and lord gaga (gaga) sometimes we like to sing like we are underwater You think you're weird, girl, but I'm wierder than you Let me tell of the wierd things that I like to do Yesterday I went to church and made-out with a nun(oh) Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun(ouch!) That is pretty wierd but I think I got you beat I like to wear bathing suits made out of raw meat I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed I send out birthday cards to people who are dead I like to eat brillo pads that's how I got this voice Sometimes I like to cut myself but it's a fashion choice If I love you and you love me Then baby how can we go wrong? We're totally making this shit up as we go along I might've overdone it