Alvin's feelin' restless, cellblock H
A carton of smokes for 10 mintues of pleasure
Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody
No, no, no, yes, no, no, no

Yes, yes, no, no, yes, no (nobody)
Alvin's feelin' randy, ready to roll, shovin' a shiv between the shoulders
Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no, no, no (nobody)
Do ya wanna (dance now?), I shaved my ass
Hey boy, I got no hair on my ass, I got no hair on my cock
I shaved my whole body, how do ya like that boy, how do ya like that boy

Hey come here, hey, come here
Alvin's feelin' randy, ready to roll, shovin' a shiv between the shoulders
Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no
No, yes, no, yes, no
Nobody

No, no, yes, no, no
Nobody, no