Saturday's boys live life with insults Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results Afternoon tea in the light a bite Chat up the girls they dig it Saturday's girls work in Tescos and Woolworths Wear cheap perfume 'cause it's all they can afford Go to discos they drink Babycham talk to Jan In bingo accents Saturdays kids play one arm bandits They never win but that's not the point is it Dip in silver paper when their pints go flat How about that far out? Their mums and dads smoke Capstan non-filters Wallpaper lives 'cause they all die of cancer What goes on? What goes wrong? Save up their money for a holiday To Kelsey Bill or Bracklesham Bay Think about the future when they'll settle down Marry the girl next door with one on the way These are the real creatures That time has forgot Not given a thought, it's the system Hate the system, what's the system? Saturday's kids live in council houses Wear V necked shirts and baggy trousers Drive Cortinas fur trimmed dash boards Stains on the seats in the back of course