Says I to me love if we were to wed
Would everything still be the same
Of course silly dear you have no need to fear
Sure I'd only be changing me name
If I went to the pub every night with me mates
I'm sure you'd be raging with me
Ugh sure I wouldn't be cross for you'll be the boss
I'll wait up and then wet your tea
I'll do all your bidding and quench your desires
Obey you and do you no harm
I'll be loyal and true devoted to you
There's really no need for alarm
If the grass was too high and in need of a cut
But I was a bit of a slouch
Don't worry at all I'll answer the call
While you have a snooze on the couch
I'll do all your bidding and quench your desires
Obey you and do you no harm
I'll be loyal and true devoted to you
There's really no need for alarm
If your crazy ould mother came calling on you
Would you ever invite her to stay
Well there's no chance of that it would be a wee chat
And then she'd be going her way
I'll do all your bidding and quench your desires
Obey you and do you no harm
I'll be loyal and true devoted to you
There's really no need for alarm
Tell me who would be taking the rubbish bins out
For you know my poor back is quite weak
Don't you worry my pet there's no need to fret
Sure I'll push them on out to the street
I'll do all your bidding and quench your desires
Obey you and do you no harm
I'll be loyal and true devoted to you
There's really no need for alarm
It was then I awoke to paradise lost
Reality comes with the light
But still all the day I'll be smiling away
For I have the same dream every night
I'll do all your bidding and quench your desires
Obey you and do you no harm
I'll be loyal and true devoted to you
There's really no need for alarm
I'll be loyal and true devoted to you
There's really no need for alarm
