Says I don't know how you'll find love in LA They don't make them like they do in the country The city moves too fast to appreciate All the time it takes for sweet loving Listen for fate's whisper, it'll try and warn you Telling your heart to be cautious of a lover trying to harm you All the girls in LA look like they're fading away A woman should be strong with thick legs and big arms No stars in the sky they put them on the street With the bums and the tramps that nobody needs Listen for fate's whisper, it'll try and warn you Telling your heart to be cautious of a lover trying to harm you You know they say it ain't easy loving the same woman forever Wish you luck on finding a good one on your heart's endeavor But nothing is easy Love isn't easy as it seems You can test a woman for honesty You can go and test for her goodness But it's a wicked game and a crying shame There's no way to give her a love test Listen for fate's whisper, it'll try and warn you Telling your heart to be cautious of a lover trying to harm you You know they say it ain't easy loving the same woman forever Wish you luck on finding a good one on your heart's endeavor But nothing is easy Love isn't easy as it seems