Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ooh And they come unstuck I was scared of dentists and the dark And I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations Oh, all my friends are turning green You're the magician's assistant in their dreams Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ooh And they come unstuck Lady, running down to the riptide Taken away to the dark side I wanna be your left-hand man I love you when you're singing that song And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong There's this movie that I think you'll like This guy decides to quit his job and heads to New York City This cowboy's running from himself And she's been living on the highest shelf And I said And I said, ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ooh And they come unstuck Lady, running down to the riptide Taken away to the dark side I wanna be your left-hand man I love you when you're singing that song And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong And just wanna, and I just wanna know If you're gonna, if you're gonna stay And I just got to, and I just got to know 'Cause I can't have it, I can't have it any other way I swear she's destined for the screen Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen, oh Lady, running down to the riptide Taken away to the dark side I wanna be your left-hand man I love you when you're singing that song And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong Lady, running down to the riptide Taken away to the dark side I wanna be your left-hand man I love you when you're singing that song And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong Lady, running down to the riptide Taken away to the dark side I wanna be your left-hand man I love you when you're singing that song And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh...