Wages have been going up, but prices got out of control Now, how can an average girl afford a nice bag of pizza rolls? Economists have said that Trump sales tax Would result in $4,000 more a year On the backs of the middle class Okay! The only jobs they got were bounce-back jobs Bounce, bounce, back, back She's going to my philosophy I was going to send her a MAGA hat You wouldn't know it from the news But immigrants have a lower crime rate So can we talk about border policy in a non-racist way? They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats Coming in from all over the world in insane asylums They're eating the pets Congress came up with the border bill, I supported it Would have put agents on the border To stem the flow of fentanyl Donald Trump said: "kill the bill" He lost manufacturing jobs They threw him out of a campaign like a dog You're not running against Joe Biden, you're running against me Who would you be I will be a president that will protect rights If you were in the West Wing? We have a nation in decline Would you be fair, would you be tough And uphold the Constitution and stuff? Who would you be? I was going to send her a MAGA hat We're not going back And what would you do My pledge to you that I went with you first If we vote for you? Millions of people dead, and it's only getting worse From Day 1 through 2028 And make it quick before the commercial break we got to get to We're wasting time Stop with the continuous lying They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats One that is focused on the future, and the other on the past They're eating the dogs, I read that she was Black I'll say that Let's not go back, we're not going back The foreign policy win is to have a lot of friends But could you team up against our enemies Because they keep trying to shit again and again? As America always should, we look out for our friends And our allies are so thankful, you are no longer president Your turn! We're not going to protect you if you don't pay Dictators manipulate you with flattery Will you accept the results if you don't happen to win Or will you be whining and crying and trying To throw out the votes again? Look, there's so much proof, they should've sent it back The president of the United States Incited a violent mob to attack A nation in decline, our elections are bad Donald Trump was fired He is having a difficult time processing that Most Americans do believe in a woman's right to choose Should we listen to them Or Amy Coney Barrett and 5 old dudes? Execution after birth - Democrats are radical You know what that reminds me of? Student loans What you are putting women through is unconscionable I absolutely support reinstating Roe We finally put a cap on the insulin price Could you please do that for everything else Because we're just trying to stay alive? Health care should be a right Remember when insurance could deny? We halved the cost of insulin, Donald Trump never did Alright! We're looking at different plans, I have concepts of a plan There are concepts and options we have If we can come up with a plan He lost manufacturing jobs They threw him out of a campaign like a dog Who would you be I will be a president that will protect rights If you were in the West Wing? We have a nation in decline Would you be fair, would you be tough And uphold the Constitution and stuff? Who would you be? I was going to send her a MAGA hat We're not going back And what would you do My pledge to you that I went with you first If we vote for you? Millions of people dead, and it's only getting worse From Day 1 through 2028 And make it quick before the commercial break we got to get to We're wasting time Stop with the continuous lying Tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be? (They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats) Tell me, tell me, ohhh, tell me 'cause I got to know Who would you be? Tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be? (They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats) Tell me who would you be, tell me who would you be? (One that is focused on the future, and the other on the past) Ahhhhhh!