It was there that I met her on my way to some crisis in need of diffusing on some old dirty turnpike Sayin' hitchhiking is stupid What's your name? she said, Bridget, oh yeah So, where's the revolution? She had El Che on her t-shirt Sure, I'll talk Bay of Pigs Give me a hot beer with an aspirin So I did What a windbag I just don't like rolling alone Bridget wants to go down Corpus Cast a registered vote in her county Hit the gas so she can make a difference I bid adios to my camouflaged rider She said thanks for the lift you old geezer Said Bridget Bridget yeah Zuniga, Batista, Soviet Hispano Made a move for my stereo A naked prey sing-a-long I could feel her cold stare Honey, I spy a rest stop Here's a 10 You'll need a reason to live tonight