She was having trouble in school
Too caught up in being cool
No boyfriend, just Sassy Magazine
Study up on the latest trends
Borrow back issues from your friends
When someone slicker-than-you runs your life for you
It's difficult to keep up

She got Sassy induced bulimia
Gaggin' herself for no other reason than to look just like a 
Sassy cover girl.
Sassy induced bulimia
She will gag and spit and puke
And bleed her way into a perfect little world.

Mom and Dad had to lock her in
IV tubes beneath the chin
Cause she was so convinced that she was fat
Why did this pretty little queen have to choose that magazine
Over all the others she could've looked at?...