They buy you dinner
Open your door
Other then that
What are they good for?
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men
They all want a girl just like the girl
That married dear old dad
They make me so mad
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men
Well, you can't beat 'em up
'Cause they're bigger then you
You can't live with 'em
And you just can't shoot 'em
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men
They love their toys
They make their noise
They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys
Men!
I'm talking 'bout men
If you give 'em what they want
They never fall in love
Don't give 'em nothin'
They can't get enough
Men!
I'm talking 'bout men
Well, you can't beat 'em up
'Cause they're bigger then you
You can't live with 'em
And you just can't shoot 'em
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men
In the beginning
They always aim to please
They serve a purpose
They fill a need
They ensure survival of the species
They take you for a ride
Run of gas
Most of the time they're a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men
Well, you can't beat 'em up
'Cause they're bigger then you
You can't live with 'em
And you just can't shoot 'em
Men!
I'm talkin' 'bout men
Silver tongue devils
Well, they're lying through their teeth
Saying anything
Just to sweep you off your feet
Ooh yeah, men!
Talkin' 'bout men
Mere mortal men
