Listen, I'm so onboard, [magic __ relax]
I love boy toys, out of happiness [but one that came 
with our boys]
Make 'em wish for the day, no more [avenged] cobbler 
whiskey pie
Make 'em wish for the day, no more avenged cobbler 
whiskey pie
My cheeks were the color of dead jellyfish lying on the 
beach
Lemme tell you how, an 18th century grandfather clock 
you can [squeeze in your neighbors niches]
If only I knew, I offered to become a collector of 
small objects
Make 'em wish for the day, no more avenged cobbler 
whiskey pie
Make 'em wish for the day, no more avenged cobbler 
whiskey pie
My cheeks were the color of dead jellyfish lying on the 
beach
Was I a senior or junior appraisal appraiser at Misty's 
auction [hut and center reach]?
Was I a low-level, or high-level appraisal appraiser at 
[Snuggaby's] crazy quartz collectibles collection at 
Hampstead Hollow?
I can hardly remember.
Last year Uncle Charlie sang a different tune, the two 
words I hate most are 'good enough'
Flipped through the [slatted star crash], look at what 
it says on my red pants pocket
"If you're going to be something, why not be something 
special?"
We'll have to [mow some weeds], "Don't worry, big 
girl," he sat me down on his handmade Mexican mountain 
chair and showed me his calendar for the next six 
months
Make 'em wish for the day, no more avenged cobbler 
whiskey pie
Make 'em wish for the day, no more avenged cobbler 
whiskey pie
My cheeks were the color of dead jellyfish lying on the 
beach
To locate my ex-boyfriend check the yellow pages under 
plywood
To locate my ex-boyfriend check the yellow pages under 
plywood
We live together under a Sears ______ bedspread