Harlan's papa wouldn't stay in the ground Dead and buried and he walked into town Lord God, what is Ma' to do? Mama's so mad cause he muddied up his suit Caught in a thorn bush, blowin' on a flute Lord God, what is Ma' to do? 12456789Thousand Everybody calm down, please stop shouting Go on run call 911 Calm down, calm down, calm down 124 Fire, fire at the pageant Everybody calm down, please stop shouting Go on run call 911 Calm down, calm down, calm down If he'd be driving into town Everyone would stand around, and stare Harlan's girl would catch a glimpse In the mirror as she crimps her hair Harlan's papa wouldn't stay in the ground Dead and buried and he walked into town Lord God, what is Ma' to do? Mama's so mad cause she can't scare him off Even if she's wrapped in a tablecloth Oh Lord, what is Ma' to do? 12456789Thousand Everybody calm down, please stop shouting Go on run call 911 Calm down, calm down, calm down 124 Fire, fire at the pageant Everybody calm down, please stop shouting Go on run call 911 Calm down, calm down, calm down 124 Fire, fire at the pageant Everybody calm down, please stop shouting Go on run call 911 Calm down, calm down, calm down 124 Fire, fire at the pageant Everybody calm down, please stop shouting Go on run call 911 Ha ha ha ha You supposed to be dead Mr. Harlan Ha ha ha ha You supposed to be dead, go back to sleep