My pianos out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish that you were mine
I wish that my heart was stronger

My pianos out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish we had more time
I wish that my world was softer
And I want a helicopter

I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Id feel much better I'm sure if I had a helicopter

This telephone's out of use
I wish it wasn't
I wish you loved me more
I wish that your world was closer

This telephone's out of use
I wish somebody would take me to your door
I wish that this world was finer
And I want an ocean liner

I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Id feel much better I'm sure if I had an ocean liner

My pianos out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish we had more time
I wish that my world was softer
And I want a helicopter

I'm on a helicopter

I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Id feel much better I'm sure if I had a helicopter, if I had a helicopter
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Mud, Mud etc