(My name is Ivanhoe Ivanhoe? There was a time when I used to know a boy called Ivanhoe That was many years ago. A fine lad. Are you speaking of Ivanhoe the Norman? That's the one, yes.) Dropped some money down there And it's only two pence If you are a light and dark knight How can you turn from your happy plight You cannot feel Look there doctor Any time of night Any time of day And you disown One thousand three hundred and four Two pence It's only Two pence In the gut of Mammon You used patient's credit card To steal one billion How can I return In happy plight When I'm devout Benefit of rest And look over It's only two pence It's only Two pence Get from Got yourself Former Got yourself into the former battle The happy passes And the standing cup fills You dropped some money down there You could pay to Smitten in two You used patient's credit card To steal one thousand three one million credit Ivanhoe You little It's only two pence