The flat is evil
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I was walking down the street
I saw the poster at the top
I was only on one leg
The streets were fucked
And the poster at the top of the street said
"Do you work hard?"
I was only on one leg
The road hadn't been fixed
I had to be in for half six
I was only on one leg
My blue eyelids were not active
There was a curfew at half nine
For my kids
There was a poster at the top of the street
Encapsulated in plastic
It had a blind man
So I said, "Blind man
Have mercy on me"
I said, "Blind man
Have mercy on me"
The flat is evil
And full of cavalry
And calvary
And calvary
And cavalry
Do you work hard?
It said, "I am from Hebden Bridge"
Somebody said to me
"I can't understand a word you said"
Ninety-nine percent of non-smokers die
Do you work hard?
Do you work hard?
I was walking down the street
And saw a picture of a blind man
The flat is evil
Of course, cavalry and calvary
Of course
Blind man
Have mercy on me
Said, "Blind man
Have mercy on me"
On the other side
My blues eye get blurry, I guess
My curfew is at nine thirty, oh
Now it's half past six
My curfew is at nine thirty
I said
Do you blind man
Have mercy on me?
Blind man
Have mercy on me
Blind man
Have mercy on me
Only on one leg
My eyes can't get fixed
And my kids
Can't blue eyes get fixed?
Blind man
Have mercy on me
Blind man
Have mercy on me
