Out of England, I dream of its creamery When I'm there I dwell on Saxony. In Turkey when I've been due to World War I Istanbul is the place 'cause of my birthday. I am barmy Bleedin' barmy I got everything I got everything I want except for hungry I got everything I want except for money. I've got the best round set aside for parties They'll have one when I've gone In fact, they said so, good one. I am barmy Bleedin' barmy Friends disintegrate within circles of cash Residue after years of fab genius Is a pension for the jews and a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on and hung on a laburnum tree. I am barmy Bleedin' barmy I am barmy Bleedin' barmy Just call me the first Just call me the first Just call me the first Just call me the first Just call me the first Just call me the first Just call me the first Just call me the first Just call me the first Just call me the first I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green I am barmy, bleedin' barmy A dramatic verse A dramatic verse A dramatic verse The programs lot We break into tune Take and bring a word Ring a buzzer Take and bring a word A dramatic verse