No whiners, braggers, self advertisers, get me off your feet
I get it you told me how cool you can be, your post says everything
Pictures, comments, you're so f*cking on it, you're living like a star
You did succeed at being better than me
And your status has been achieved
So will you accept me? This is my request
To sit right next to you and be your anti social friend
I will always be impressed with you
That's just who I am
Just wanna sit right next to you and be
Your anti social friend
Your anti social friend
Your anti social friend
So I admit that I read that shit and I'm inclined to write
Not by choice but necessity or the world would press me by
One foot in the 90s where a hello and goodbye
Could mean much more to the human score than a parable of light
So will you accept me? This is my request
To sit right next to you and be your anti social friend
I will always be impressed with you
And that's just who I am
Just wanna sit right next to you and be
Your anti social friend
Your anti social friend
Your anti social friend
Your anti social friend...
