Magnificent wonder Mrs. Bean 
Your daughter's under her chair 
She's hiding her face, her legs, her hair 
You've got them all so very clean 

You've done so well, you've kept 
So you must have an angel under your spell 
The people watching from the street 
They'll know her name so well 

Like they know your name 
La da da 
Oh and it feels like thunder outside 

Magnificent watch you have my dear 
I wonder could I take a peak 
The grandfather clock behind that wall 
He hasn't ticked for a week, no 

It's quiet and dark the whole of the day 
It's like a lovely, lonely night 
The clowns'll be coming out at three 
Get ready, are you feeling alright 

No I'm not alright 
La da da 
Oh and it feels like thunder outside