I wish I were Ben Kweller Cause he writes those cool tunes And he uses those cool minor chords And you love the way he croons You love the way he plays guitar and the way he blows his harp If I were Ben Kweller I know I could win your heart I wish I were Ben Kweller Then I could be with you Cause he knows Juliana, girl And Evan Dando too He used to be in Radish Your favorite alternative band If I were Ben Kweller I know I could hold your hand I'd sit outside your window And sing the song that goes Sha Sha, Sha Doo Cause I wanna be with you I wish I were Ben Kweller Cause he writes those cool tunes And he uses those cool minor chords And you love the way he croons He used to be in Radish Your favorite sugar-metal band If I were Ben Kweller I know I could hold your hand