Today...is the first day of the rest of your life 
and I.... I'm wishing I was there 
but you're probably thinkin' 
You know...I bet you don't even know what day it is 
And yeah....That's something I deserve 

Because for the last year or so 
I haven't said a word 
And when you made your plea 
I looked the other way 
But I tell you it was bullshit 
And I'm wishing that you knew 
That you're my only everything 
And I swear to you that it's true 

And I wish that I was there... 

Today... is your ultra-mega, super-special day 
And yeah...I'm wishing I was there 
But you're probably thinkin' 
You Know...you'd better not miss the last train to Loserville 
And Yeah...You know, that's something I deserve 

Because for the last year or so 
I haven't said a word 
And when you made your plea 
I looked the other way 
But I tell you it was bullshit 
And I'm wishing that you knew 
That you're my only everything 
And I swear to you that it's true 

And I wish that I was there...