I like a sweet little girl and her Christian name is Jane She's in love with me, I think, and I'm in love with her friend Christine I like the way she walks, when she smiles, she looks divine But if her boyfriend ever caught me winking, he would smash me with his .99 If you think this is complicated, then listen to a little bit more Christine's got a great big boyfriend, wants to duck when he walks through the door I like the way she walks, when she smiles, she looks divine But if her boyfriend ever caught me winking, he would smash me with his .99 Christine, darling, I adore you Would do anything in the world to get you There's only one thing I wouldn't do That's fight your great big boyfriend for you I like the way she walks, when she smiles, she looks divine But if her boyfriend ever caught me winking, he would smash me with his .99 I would like to kiss you, Christine, your loving lips I adore But when I think of your great big boyfriend, take a crane to pull me to your door I like the way she walks, when she smiles, she looks divine But if her boyfriend ever caught me winking, he would smash me with his .99 I like the way she walks, when she smiles, she looks divine But if her boyfriend ever caught me winking, he would smash me with his .99