Well my name is Ray from Rodney And sure I'm here to tell ye The day we had a ring a ding ding The day I got my pilot wings LCBO, drop the hammer down They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now Well I took a swig of liquor I was feeling kinda dickered The boys they gave me courage So I took off with a flourish And it's LCBO, drop the hammer down They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now To hear the buggers tell it Sure I nearly lost my helmet The speed were something savage But I kept er out of the cabbage And it's LCBO, drop the hammer down They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now With my vision getting shifty I spilled me quart of 50 I hit the accelerator Sayin' arr I'll lick 'er up later And it's LCBO, drop the hammer down They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now With another little tipple Sure I was gettin' gibbled The wind began to whistle As I took off like a missile And it's LCBO, drop the hammer down They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now So drop the flag and clock it I am the Rodney Rocket I've never had such fun as I Had roaring up into the sky LCBO, drop the hammer down They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now But nothing lasts forever And friends are friends no more That old redneck armchair Lies dickered on the floor The doctor says I gotta quit The cans and quarts of beer And so the journey forward Is evidently clear But when the nights are cold and dark And the hours roll away I think of all the good times We had that winter's day So carve it on the marble, boys When I am in the ground They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now! So if ya wanna see me Just come on down to Rodney We'll have a grand old hullaballoo And when it's done I'll take ya to the LCBO, drop the hammer down They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now They call me Ray from Rodney I am the liquor now