Dead cats, dead rats 
Can't see what they were at, all right 
Dead cat in a top hat, wow 
Sucking on the young man's blood 
Wishing he could come, yeah 
Sucking on the soldier's brain 
Wishing it would be the same

Dead cat, dead rat 
Can't you see what they were at?
Fat cat in a top hat 
Thinks he's an aristocrat 
Thinks he can kill and slaughter 
Thinks he can shoot my daughter 

Yeah right! Oh yeah! 
Oh right! Yeeah!

Dead cats, dead rats 
Think they're an aristocrat 
Crap, now that's crap!