Oh my sweetheart, very shortly These old shoes will transport me To a taxi that is waiting To take me to the station At the station is a train With a seat booked in my name I am coming home again Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine Yeah When the train can go no farther I'll go down to the harbour Where a grand old ocean liner Yearns to leave this land behind her And when we are under way I will shout a loud "Hooray!" I am coming home again Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine Yeah Elaine Okay After days and days of water I'll sure be looking forward To the news that we've made land-fall And I sure would be thankful If upon the dock that day Is the one for whom I came A young beauty by the name... Of Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine