Oh whoa-oh, well the pony was funky The watusi was kinda smooth Oh whoa-oh, well the problem with all Those little dance steps was you had to move Oh whoa-oh, well they found a brand-new step And it doesn't take anything to get this groove, uh-huh! And I don't want no standing still⦠And I don't want no standing still⦠And they're doing the standing still⦠And I don't want no standing stillâ¦hey! Oh whoa-oh, well it's a sensation⦠Across the entire nation. Oh whoa-oh, a hundred million kids All dancing in suspended animation, hmm⦠Oh whoa-oh, and the feeling's all right We'll be standing still until the morning light, yeah! And I don't want no standing still⦠And I don't want no standing still⦠And they're doing the standing still⦠And I don't want no standing stillâ¦hey! I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed Oh, my aching head. Uh-huh! Oh whoa-oh, in Fargo, six or seven kids Watched the Plan in a strip-mall I thought they were bored out of their skulls But it turns out they were having a ball, uh-huh Oh whoa-oh, well I finally knew They were doing a brand-new step everybody isn't moving to And I don't want no standing still⦠And I don't want no standing still⦠And they're doing the standing still⦠And I don't want no standing stillâ¦yeah!