When Christmas came around this year It was a different kind of atmosphere No chestnuts roasting and no more wine She just had me on the kitchen grind Had me sifting flour twenty- five pounds an hour And creaming butter like you wouldn't believe I need you to tell me baby what all this is for Cause I don't think I can eat anymore and she said Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo) And he's coming down the chimney tonight Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo) And I wanna treat the big man right My baby spent the whole damn night Making cookies, cakes, and pies I wonder why Later that night I heard a sound that didn't seem right I looked down peeking from the top of the stairs And you can guess who was standing there It was old Saint Nick sucking on a peppermint stick His beard was covered in crumbs But when the treats were gone Santa moved on And my baby coming back to bed she said Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo) And he's coming down the chimney tonight Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo) And I wanna treat the big man right My baby spent the whole damn night Making cookies, cakes, and pies I wonder why I fell back to sleep and had the most terrible dream My baby was in love with one Christopher Kringle No wonder she was making all those sweets I jolted awake and she was gone All of the sudden I heard sleigh bells on the rooftop I ran over to the window and what do you know She was flying off with Santa Claus Yeah yeah Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo) And he's coming down the chimney tonight Santa's got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo) And I wanna treat the big man right My baby spent the whole damn night Making cookies, cakes, and pies And I wonder why Please baby don't run off with that jolly old man He can't love you the way that I can He comes around but once a year And scoops you up right outta here No baby it just ain't right Flying off on me like that in the middle of the night Please baby I can be sleek too Oh man what am I gonna do (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho) (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)