Your daddy works in porno Now that mommy's not around She used to love her heroine Now she's underground So you stay out late at night And you do your coke for free Drivin' your friends crazy with your life's insanity Well, well, well, you just can't tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Yeah Sowin' all your wild oats In another's luxury Yesterday was Tuesday Maybe Thursday you can sleep School starts much too early And this hotel wasn't free So party 'til your connection, I'll return the keys Well, well, well, you just can't tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Well, well, well, you just can't tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Everyone needs love You know that it's true Someday you'll find someone that'll fall in love with you But, oh, the time it takes When you're all alone Someday you'll find someone that you can call your own 'Til then, you better Go! Now you're clean and so discreet I won't say a word, oh shit But most of all this song is true Case you haven't heard So c'mon and stop your cryin' 'Cause we both now money burns Honey don't stop tryin' and you'll get what you deserve Well, well, well, you just can't tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Well, well, well, you just can't tell Well, well, well, my Michelle My, my, my Michelle My, my, my Michelle My, my, my Michelle My, my, my fuckin' Michelle Oh shit You could be mine