Your narcissistic personality disorder just gets on my nerves!
Why can't you be like all the other maids - a joy-toy without scars

Low self-esteem is quiet ok but self-injury isn't sexy for me - to see!

Your life insurance won't pay any cent
Think about my retirement pension
Do something useful - don't play with your knives
Clean the kitchen, or wash your ass to save my rent

Locked in the toilet - a rendezvous with steel
I cut myself on the first date - not my cup of tea
Mutilation - sorry I pass
Vanilla sex - is what I like

Borderline baby - Your such a mess
Borderline baby - please do not undress
Low self-esteem is quiet ok but self-injury isn't sexy for me - to see!