Feeling it in the bathroom Stumbling to the floor And I'm finding it hard to tell you What my name is And I'm wanting to recline And the circumstances change From the ones I know about And you can't win And I'm feeling kind of strange Just leave me on my face With me and no one else But I think I should let you know That I'll probably be a no show But you're gonna have to ring and let me know If you're wanting me on the side Feeling it in the kitchen Something's burning on the grill And I'm finding it hard to tell you Where my flat is And the pictures always fade I don't remember it this way And I cant win But I think I should let you know That I'll probably be a no show But you're gonna have to ring and let me know If you're wanting me on the side