Whoa...there's some things baby I just can't swallow. 
Mama told me that girls are hollow. 
Uh-uh...What's inside a girl? 
Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world. 
Ya gotta pointy bra...ten inch waist. 

Long black stalkings all over the place. Boots...buckles...belts outside. 
Whatcha got in there yer tryin' a-hide? 
Hmmm? What's inside a girl? 

Ain't no hotter question in a so-called civilized world. 
Can't see it by satellite baby that's cheatin'. 
The President's callin' an emergency meetin'. 
The King of Saim sent a telegram sayin' "Wop bop a loop a lop a lop boom bam!" 
Wooee...What's inside a girl? 

Something's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world. 
Whatcha got...whatcha got...
Whatcha got in the pot? 
Whatcha got...whatcha got...
Whatcha got in the pot? 

In the bottom of your bottomless bodypit. 
You got somethin' and I gotta get it. 
Come onnn...What's inside a girl? 
Like da itty bitty baby takes apart his toys. 
I'm gonna find what's rilin' up the boys. 
Sugar and spice is just a bluff. 
You can tell me baby...what is that stuff?! 
Come on...What's inside a girl? 
That wavy gravy got my head in a whirl.