I love my Siamese Cat Because she's not very fat She leaps through the air and lands in a chair I know I couldn't do that So I love my Siamese Cat I watch when she wiggles her tail That's the way she tells me she's my gal I wiggle my toes and wrinkle my nose That lets her know I'm her pal So the two of us get along swell Her ears they wiggle too Which isn't so easy to do I stand in a mirror to try wiggling an ear But it's something that I can't do And I bet you neither can you I play with my Siamese cat And pretend I'm a Siamese rat I think she can't see but still she finds me My private eye Siamese cat Who knew, be fooled by a rat On her funny face is a spot Where she has as a great big black lot Some bigger make first fell over her perch She should be all white and she's not Poor kitty is all that I got So me and my Siamese cat Will never grow old or get fat We'll run and we'll run Stay young and have fun Because it's so fun to do that Just me and my Siamese Cat