CHORUS: In Kirkintulloch there's nae pubs And I'm sure you wonder why My brother and me we went on a spree And we drank the pubs a' dry a' dry We drank the pubs a' dry 1. My Grandpaw he worked doon the pit And so did my father tae Ye work like a mule when ye leave the school And drink on a Saturday my lads Drink on a Saturday 2. The gaffer doon the pit my lads Could scarce believe his een For my brother and me we howked mair coal Wi his latest cutting machine ma lads Wi his latest cutting machine 3. My faither he wis a Glesga man My mither cam frae Troon They baith hae their say the other day It's time you settled doon my lads It's time you settled doon 4. So I'll just get married lads and hae a family tae And use their mits as they work in pits And drink on a Saturday my lads Drink on a Saturday.