LA DE DA DE DUM On the 17th of March in La de da de da A son was born to Mrs La De Dum He had two arms, two legs, a mouth and nose and ears And the usual La de da de da de dum. He was duly christened La de da de da And they gave his second name as La de dum And through his life, and he lived for 90 years He was known as La de da de da de dum. Then as he grew up his la de da de dum Grew quicker than his other la de dum And when he was fifteen, everyone remarked On his great big La de da de da de dum. Then he met a girl in La de da de da She was pretty but a little la de dum But the reason that he loved her most of all Was that she didn't mind his La de da de da de dum. Her mother was awfully la de da de da Her father was completely la de dum And they all sat down that night to salmon mayonnaise And a bowl of La de da de da de dum And all went well till La de da de da Got up to take a bite of la de dum He tripped and fell into the salmon mayonnaise And it fell upon his la de da de dum. Her mother cried loudly la de da de da Her father kinda mumbled la de dum And her mother said, "Dear you must try to find a boy With a smaller la de da de da de dum" They were married in the spring of la de da de da And they honeymooned in sunny la de dum But they found they couldn't get in the double bed For his great big la de da de da de dum So newly married la de da de da Decided on a plan for la de dum So they slept together and they used another bed Just to rest his la de da de da de dum He died in the winter of la de da de da A victim of the dreaded la de dum... la de dum But the undertaker couldn't shut the lid For the great big la de da de da de dum. So the undertaker of la de da de da Decided on a plan for la de dum So he built another coffin roughly 3 x 2 x 1 Just to take his la de da de da de dum. Now you can read upon his tombstone la de da de da The son of la de da de dum Here lies his body and the in the next grave up but one Lies great big la de da de da de dum.