Hello. Good evening. I'm Flavia. Welcome to Ice Rice and Beans. How can I help you?
How you doing, how you doing? Ayy, where the lady from the radio commercial that told me to come up here?
Chef Cuban Link! The people out here wanna talk to you!
[?] I’m busy! I'm a chef!
Yeah, I feel that, I feel that. Wh- Wh- What do you suggest I order up in this muhfucka?
Personally, I love the hookah-smoked pernil, and we use that same pork for our Cuban link sandwich
Word?
Um, our cash empanada is actually made with 100% ground unemployment checks
You know we love a lick
And it comes with our Bitcoin sauce. (Bitcoin hot sauce?!) And for dessert, um, either the cocaine-dusted flan or the guava and cheese pound cake
What y'all put in there?
Pounds
Well, shiiit, let me get that hookah-smoked pork. Uh, uh, let me get them, uh, let me get them unemployment check, uh, croquette dust. Ayy baby what you want?
Um, I'll take the gold-plated chicken wings and uh, oh yeah, the flan with the cocaine on it
Okay, well, I'ma put this in for y'all, but I gotta go back into the kitchen and take the [?] off the grill. Y'all didn't park in the parking lot, did you?!
