Your lips are redder than hers Your lips are softer than hers They're softer, they're redder but they're not better Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass Your eyes are bluer than hers Your eyes are bigger than hers They're bigger, they're bluer but they're not truer Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass I don't mind sitting here talking and drinking I've met some real nice people here at Hayes But if you're thinking what I think you're thinking Thanks but no thanks Some three or four years ago Well maybe yes, maybe no But honey don't bother a husband and a father Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass